why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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