Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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