yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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