we have officially lost it.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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