God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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