I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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