we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Randomize
