Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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