The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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