You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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