sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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