At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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