I think my vagina is haunted
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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