You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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