If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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