so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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