Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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