So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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