Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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