It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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