He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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