Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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