Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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