Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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