it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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