Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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