If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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