If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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