how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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