I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I'm really busy with my period
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