do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
so much tequila, so little girl.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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