Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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