I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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