drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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