North Korea, Best Korea!
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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