dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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