Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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