Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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