You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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