do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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