I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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