Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
