I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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