So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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