Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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