the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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