I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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