Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
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