Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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