you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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