I'm drive I can fine osifer
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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