very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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