I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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